make the guy next to me stop hogging the armrest
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→ 31 Jan 12 at 1 am
→ 31 Jan 12 at 1 am
John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via imaginecomplexly)
(Source: youtube.com, via theworldsonlyconsultingpenis)
"So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’"
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→ 27 Oct 11 at 4 pm
→ 27 Oct 11 at 4 pm
Women Laughing “Alone” With Salad, the Halloween Costume
holy shit.
Oh.
This is the best.
Oh my god, the attached watermarks are the best.
halloween costume
AJK:
and then there was this one time i was like investigating this place
they sell weight loss pills and then i was investigating right
and then i was looking through the door and through the door, i saw the doctor
i was like whoaaa wtf
and he was all like whoooa wtf too
and we had a whole silent conversation but apparently we were being watch the whole time
and then we had to run away but apparently those pills were used to create alien babies or whatever from human fat
and there were a lot of baby aliens they were super cute
and then the parents took them away and killed the nanny in a kilnd of way
it was lawl
CS:
oh my god
AJK:
wut
i have awesome adventures
you jelly
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